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BANC | Bulă doarme. Sună telefonul la ora 2:00 noaptea
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Dragă cititorule, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc, de-a dreptul amuzant, ce te va binedispune pe tot parcursul zilei. Bulă doarme. Telefonul sună la ora 2:00 noaptea. Trezit din somn îi spune soției să răspundă la telefon și să spună că nu este acasă.
Bulă doarme. Sună telefonul la ora 2:00 noaptea. Trezit din somn, îi spune soției:
– Bubulino, răspunde tu! Dacă mă caută cineva pe mine, spune-i că nu-s acasă.
Nevasta răspunde la telefon:
– Da, Bulă e acasă!
– Ce ți-am zis, femeie?! Dacă mă caută pe mine, trebuia să spui că nu-s acasă!
– Păi, măi Bulă, mă căuta pe mine!
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